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Is My Bloody Valentine Scary? The Verdict and the Whole Plot

Yes, 5 out of 10. It's a mining-town slasher with cheap jump scares and some very messy deaths.

THE SCARE SIGNAL
SCARE SCORE
5 /10
DREAD LEVEL
Low
It mostly fades when the credits roll.
DOG
Dog: fine
fine, no dog dies.

Ruling: Watch it with friends and the lights on, and don't expect the jump scares to be clever.

My Bloody Valentine runs 90 minutes in a Canadian mining town that gave up its Valentine's Day dance for twenty years. Then the mayor brings the dance back, which seems like a decision someone should have checked against the town's history.

The premise, briefly

Twenty years after a mine accident shut down the town's Valentine's Day dance, the mayor revives it and promptly receives a box of chocolates with a human heart inside.

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The verdict above is spoiler-free. Everything below, including the ending, stays hidden until you pick a depth.

THE SHORT VERSION IS HIDDEN

How it ends, the scene you're dreading, what happens to the dog, and the bottom line. About twenty seconds to read.

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The whole plot of My Bloody Valentine is hidden, ending included. It stays that way until you ask.

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