THE SYNOPSIS LIBRARY

The plot of every horror movie. In writing. No images.

Pick a title. The cat tells you exactly what happens — ending included, dog status disclosed.

12 movies spoiled in full·0 jump scares survived·Dog status always disclosed

The library

12 movies, spoiled in full
★ THIS WEEK'S SPOTLIGHT

Hereditary 2018

The scariest kind of scary: the kind that waits.

Hereditary 2018

OCCULT DREAD

A miniature artist's secretive mother dies and leaves the family the worst inheritance in cinema: a demon king named Paimon, waiting patiently for a male host.

✓ Spoiled safelyDog status: not fine

Evil Dead Burn 2026

SPLATTER SIEGE

A group of strangers, a tower block, and a very cursed book. The franchise's most savage entry treats practical gore as a love language.

✓ Spoiled safelyDog status: pending
Coming soonIs it scary? 8–9/10

Midsommar 2019

DAYLIGHT FOLK

A grieving woman follows her terrible boyfriend to a Swedish festival where the sun never sets and the locals are unusually invested in the calendar.

✓ Spoiled safelyNo dog. A relief.
Coming soonIs it scary? 7/10

The Witch 2015

PURITAN FOLK

A banished Puritan family farms at the edge of a wood that wants something from them. The goat has opinions.

✓ Spoiled safelyNo dog. A relief.
Coming soonIs it scary? 6/10

Talk to Me 2023

POSSESSION

Teenagers pass around an embalmed hand that lets you hold hands with the dead for ninety seconds. They do not respect the ninety seconds.

✓ Spoiled safelyDog status: fine
Coming soonIs it scary? 7/10

The Babadook 2014

GRIEF MONSTER

An exhausted single mother and her difficult son acquire a pop-up book they cannot get rid of. It is about grief. It is also about a thing in the basement.

✓ Spoiled safelyDog status: not fine
Coming soonIs it scary? 6/10

The Ring 2002

CURSED MEDIA

A journalist watches a cursed videotape and gets a phone call giving her seven days. She spends them doing journalism, which does not help.

✓ Spoiled safelyDog status: not fine
Coming soonIs it scary? 6/10

A Quiet Place 2018

SOUND SURVIVAL

A family survives a world of blind monsters that hunt by sound by living in total silence. Then someone gets pregnant, which is loud.

✓ Spoiled safelyNo dog. A relief.
Coming soonIs it scary? 4/10

Sinister 2012

FOUND FOOTAGE

A true-crime writer moves his family into a murder house and finds a box of home movies in the attic. He keeps watching them. He keeps living there.

✓ Spoiled safelyNo dog. A relief.
Coming soonIs it scary? 7/10

Smile 2 2024

TRAUMA CURSE

A pop star on the verge of a comeback tour inherits a curse that passes through trauma and grins. Stadium tours are a bad place for this.

✓ Spoiled safelyDog status: fine
Coming soonIs it scary? 7/10

28 Years Later 2025

RAGE OUTBREAK

Decades into the Rage virus, a community on a tidal island sends a father and son to the mainland. The infected have had time to evolve. So has the dread.

✓ Spoiled safelyDog status: pending
Coming soonIs it scary? 7–8/10

The Conjuring: Last Rites 2025

HAUNTED CASE FILE

The Warrens take one final case. There is a doll involved, because there is always a doll involved.

✓ Spoiled safelyDog status: pending
Coming soonIs it scary? 6/10

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